SPoT Ghetto Christmas Party 2011

Posted on Monday, December 19, 2011 by Rob

By Rob Meronek

Alex Bibiloni

It was 100% gangster our front.

Seamus almost looks like he didn't dress up.

VNasty and Kreayshawn are ready for the show.

Casey Stewart

Casey's got that street cred gangstaism.

Gib Dobbs

Gib has that store bought gangstaism.

Jacob Krajewski

Jacob with a gangster ass Tampa Kit.

Aaron Austin

Aaron Austin demonstrates how a simple prop makes you thug.

Rob Meronek

Sweatshirt: $15 at Burlington Coat Factory. Cargo Sweatpants: $10 at Burlington Coat Factory. Cookie Monster Hat: $10 at WalMart. Jesus: Free.

Pat Stiener

Twitter champs @Porpe and @LitteringBanana.

Big Baby Jesus.

Pause for a foot fetish.

Kevin, see you at the Bro Bowl.

Tommy Presley

Clem's back with the corn rows, T4PREZ is back with the antlers.

Angel and "Rob's Sister," natural gangsters that don't need props.

Vanessa and Matt. I need to see that interview you did.

Pause for another foot fetish. People have very ungangster footwear.

Adam Kearley

AK, that should be an AK.

Yonnie Cruz

Yonnie's smoke detector chain is straight gangster until you light up and realize it's not as cool as you first thought.

Rob Meronek

Pat, hold my camera while I piss.

What ghetto was Darren thinking of?

Now it's time to use my recycled joke: Why don't you gamble in Africa? Because there's too many cheetas.

Jereme Knibbs

Knibbs, you should run this look all year.

Alex Bibiloni

Alex and Michael Fish under the disco lights. Alex was on the dance floor with Knibbs. That's what the disco lights do to you.

Ghetto beach ball.

Who Dat?

Who dat?

Brian Schaefer

Lauren and Schaefer. Lauren had a dance party, too.

Wit E Beats and Wife-E Beats.

It's perfectly okay to have a foot fetish with yourself.

The cheeta's on the prowl.

Ryan Clements

You can find Clements in the Commoners column on MeAndPorpe.com. My wife Brittany and I had some laughs over how many photos Porpe has with superstars, so we took a few hours and made him that website. You know you want on it. Maybe I'll make some room for you in 2012.