Marc Johnson Skater Profile
Sponsors: Adidas Footwear, Thunder, Bones, Fillmore, Matix, Spitfire, MOB Grip
Hometown: Winston-Salem, NC, Stance: Regular, Age: 39, Status: Pro
Last Update: Wednesday, May 18, 2016 Submit an Update
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This brand is a little too edgy for me. I always keep it classy. But being an American, I believe in freedom. I have no right to tell a lady she can't smoke a Long Ass Hard-On. If a lady wants to put a Long Ass Hard-On in her mouth, fire it up, and take a good pull, she's got the god-given American right to do so. If she prefers the taste of a Long Ass Hard-On, let her enjoy that. I personally think it's downright tacky, but sometimes you have to shut the hell up when a lady reaches over to grab a Long Ass Hard-On.
This is Cappy, one of my cat's loopy friends who is always hanging out at the house, eating food and doing hilarious stuff. He tried to jump in through a closed window and bounced off the glass. Part of his ear was cut off when he was a kitten. One night I found him hooked onto the screen of my door, 5 feet off the ground, just hanging there looking at me. He always appears in the living room at odd hours of the night. He's like family ❤️ I know... 'Cool story, bro'.
Just when you think you've done all this work to develop awareness and take responsibility for your emotions... You go skateboarding and remember that you need your diaper changed once in awhile. Baby didn't get what baby want so baby throw his toys around 😂 Thank you skateboarding for always putting me in check. ❤️
The Visitor, 2016. Gelatin silver print diapositive on dead stock cellulose acetate, projected onto Portland cement board using a vintage Bell and Howell 301F overhead projector borrowed from a celebrity. Rephotographed using a Hasselblad Ferrari-branded H4D. A two hour documentary of the process was shot with a Fisher-Price PXL2000 and is viewable at a different celebrity's private animal husbandry ranch. All stereoscopic transparencies were burned at an altar to Moloch during the premiere afterparty, "...so, like, New York can't get their hands on, like, the tightest shit in L.A.... like, my swag is on fleek, like...," according to said second celebrity. Partygoers were already uncomfortable, and the Eyes Wide Shut-esque ceremony only served to further confuse them.
The Integratron is a structure designed by ufologist and contactee George Van Tassel. Tassel claimed the Integratron was capable of rejuvenation, anti-gravity and time travel. He built the structure in Landers, California (near Joshua Tree), supposedly following instructions provided by visitors from the planet Venus. The Integratron machine was started in 1957, the structure erected in 1959. It was financed predominantly by donations, including funds from Howard Hughes.
Found this really awesome book by Tony Hoang (@mutedtalks) at Pop-Hop Books in Highland Park. Portraits of his favorite skateboarders with stories of how their skating and personalities made a lasting effect on him. Pop-Hop sells handmade, obscure, new and used art and design books and tons of zines. A couple doors down you can get a horchata with espresso shots, aka the Dirty Whore...
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