Why Nate Sherwood Is Taking a Train To Tampa

Posted on Thursday, February 10, 2005 by Nate

WHY NATE SHERWOOD S ROLLING A TRAIN TO TAMPA AND NO A PLANE. (unedited)
1# PLANES ARE MADE FROM RECYCLED SODA CANS.

2 PLANES ARE FIXED NOW IN CENTRAL AMERICA LIKE COSTA RICA THEY DO THIS SO IT SAVES CASH ON COST, NOW MY HOME BOY PEPE FROM PURU TOLD ME THAT IT S CEAPER TO FIX STUFF THERE BUT HE DOES NOT TRUST THE WATER SO WHY WOULD HE TRST THE TOOLS.

3# OK I KNOW SISTISTICLEITY I HAVE MORE OF A CANCE GETTING IN A CAR WRECK OK TRUE BUT I BEEN IN 7 CAR WRECKS WITH FAMILY MEMBERS AND DUMB FRIENDS AND A DRUNK GIRL WHO WELL THATS ANOTHER STORY, BUT YA THE POINT I WANT TO MAKE IS ALL OF YOU IS THAT YOU NEVER SEE ANYBODY WALK AWAY FROM A PLANE WRECK THEY JUST FLOAT TO THE TOP OR ARE BURNED TO DEATH.

4# CLOSTERFOIBIA YA I HATE BEING STUCK BEETWEEN 2 FAT UMANS THAT JACK MY ARM REST AND MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM SUFIskatING PLUS YOU R 4 MILES ABOVE THE EARTH AND U CANT WALK AROUND THE CABEN OR U GET TAZED LIKE IN ANGER MANGMENT THE MOVIE. SEE N A TRAIN U CAN CHILL IN THE LOUNGE CAR AND GET LIT AND U HAVE YOUR OW ROOM.

5# WEN A TRAIN DOES DERAIL ONY OLD PEOPLE DIE....

6 -MY BRAIN HATES THE KY MY SIMUSES GET LL JACKED FROM THE FAKE AS OXOGEN THEY PUM IN AND MY BODY FEELS LIKE S--T WHEN I GET OFF.

7 HEAD SKATE. YA THE POILET IS DRUNK AND MOST OF THE TIME THE LADY WHO GIVES YOU DRINKS LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS BEEN IN A HORRER FILM, AND THE WHOLE CREW IS OVER WOKED AND UNDER PAYED. THE MATENICE GUYS IF THEY ARE ON SITE ARE BUMMED ON LIFE AND COULD AT ANY MOMENT JUST F--K UP SOMETHING TO SEE DIE.

8# TRAFFIC CONTROLL ok lets say u were rubbing your head cooking dinner And talking on the phone 2 YOUR LADY / as you are reading hustler and playing gta vice ciTy, OK THAT IS THEASE GUYS JOB EVERY DAY AND SOMETIMES THE DISHES GET OVER COOKED THE MAGES GET STUCK TOGETHER AND YOU LOOSE THE GAME AND YOUR CHICK ON THE PHONE HANGS UP.....

9 THE STEEP CASH PAYMENT O.

10 THE LINE AT THE PORT OF DOOM "TERMINAL " GET IT U DIE THERE....

NATE SHERWOOD....

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