The Ladies of Tommy Presley

Posted on Monday, January 14, 2002 by MISC

The Ladies of Tommy Presley

You've seen the articles and events where Tommy gets a kiss for some product from a random girl in the crowd. Well, at last weekend's Surf Expo, Tommy put his new found charm skills to the test and got photos and kisses from nearly every hottie at the show. Check out a small sample of Tommy's trophy girls below.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I followed you home, would you keep me? Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? Stand still so I can pick you up! What's your favorite position on extramarital sex? Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
Say, did we go to different schools together? Are you free tonight or will it cost me? I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. Hey kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me. I'm easy, but it looks like you are hard. So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

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