The worst thing about my TAPs (tight ass pants) is...

	I have to wear a thong so people can't see my panty line
	When I bail they get a run in them like stockings
	You can see my ass crack without my jeans hanging low
	My sister gets pissed when we're out at the same place wearing the same jeans
	I have to take them off to get something out of my pocket
	I have to lay on my back and zip them up with pliers like a fat chick
	Jocko Biffarellie says, "Everyone can see my tiny sack!"

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