Clements has offered up his unblemished record as an outstanding citizen of society. He will take the arrest for you if it comes down to that on Go Skateboarding Day next Wednesday when we meet at the Bro Bowl at 11:30 am. If they need to arrest more than one person, I'll join him. I've had jail house ham and cheese before. Whoever's organizing this seems to have their act together. The first 50 people that show up at the Bro Bowl for Go Skateboarding Day next week get
this free t-shirt
. See you at The Hub after all this is over.