This weekend, spend as low as 20%! Well, you’re supposed to say it the other way around so it makes you feel better about blowing your wad. Save up to 80%! Now that sounds more positive, except saving money sucks. I hate saving money. I hate the effort that it takes and the things you have to give up for it. Spend it all before you die and this weekend is a good time to start. The sale
starts Friday at 12:01am and ends on Sunday at 11:59pm. Be wise with what you save - invest it in a good time with your friends and it will pay dividends for years unlike that crappy mutual fund your dad wants you to put it in.