Pocket Stenographer

Here are the minutes from yesterday's weekly SPoT Staff Meeting. We all sit in a circle like recovering alcoholics and make our points about things that need to be discussed about the week passed. Porpe says he did the Great American Teach In. He's hyped on his speech to 12-year-olds and how cool they think his job is. Boston says the employee bathrooms are filthy. Not the regular bathrooms everyone uses, the ones just for us. I agree. Please respect the pooper. Gonzo says parents are hyped on the fishbowl. One even asked where the margaritas are, according to Ternell. There are no margaritas. Kelly says we need an official rule book for the Snack Bar pool table after after a showdown with DMFP. Jacob wants everyone to clean up after themselves. I agree, especially in the pooper department. Schaefer wants you to turn the lights out. And finally, Clem says there's a mandatory voluntary Boards For Bro's assembly line for all employees to participate in so we can play Santa again. All I had for the meeting was straight boring bid'niss stuff.
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