We got some calls from Larry Perkins in. First up, times are tough and pro skaters are victims of budget cuts, so LP has to call KFC for a job
. After that, LP seems to be resorting to identity theft when he calls Theotis Beasley
and asks for his mother's maiden name and social security number. Did Theotis give it up? Listen to the call
, it's hilarious. Finally, Larry calls the Skateboard Department at Target
to try to get on the team. We're still hoping LP makes an appearance at Tampa Pro in March
. No one knows who he really is or what he even looks like. Warning on the audio: Larry has a potty mouth.