Someone Do My Job For Me Friday Night
Posted by Rob, Wednesday, March 17, 2010 3:23 PM
If you're going to the Gasparilla Film Fest Screening of Street Dreams this Friday, we are picking 10 random people that RSVP to be on the list for free admission. I won't be able to make it, so someone please go through the phases of the big night out for me:
- Lurk out front, crew up with the homies
- File in, hit the bar, maintain BAC levels
- When BAC hits target level, proceed with party photos
- Point camera at feet for foot fetish every 10 minutes
- Attain memory erasing BAC levels, increase frequency of photo snapping
- Make new friends as a direct result of said BAC levels, reconnect sober on Facebook the next day
- Wake up, review photos, talk $h!t on the internet about everyone in the pictures
- Lather, rinse, repeat
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