Apparently there's some confusion on who the last Public Service Announcement was directed to, so I've rewritten it to be a little more clear: If you're a sleeveless shirt, camo cargo pant wearing, pop shuv it stink bug grabber and
you wore that same busted gear out later that night to the bar, you are not a professional skateboarder. Please, enough already. Also, I forgot to say thanks. So, thank you.