If you're in our small circle of friends around Tampa here, I'm sure you've heard about the atrocious acts of vandalism that happened downtown near the Tampa Museum of Art
and the amphitheater
. I searched around and found this article: Police Say Two Jocks Spray-Painted Graffiti
. Man, that sucks. What a bunch of assholes. Oh, and apparently, there's a fake version of this article going around. That's here
, but don't believe a word, this is definitely the legit version
. I mean, obviously, the one with "2" and bad grammar in the title like it was texted by a tween is the fake one, duh. I can't believe this is happening right in my own neighborhood. It's time to clean up! Do I have to call the police again?