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Posted by Rob, Saturday, April 7, 2012 5:26 PM

When you don't get it, you might need one of these. Not a fan of Weezy and you popped a vein in your forehead when we let him in SPoT? Carpel tunnel from too many dislike clicks? Yep, time to get a funny bone. See, normal, fun people think stuff like a crazy rapper skateboarding is funny and good for a laugh whether they like ignorant ass hip hop or not. If you typed a two paragraph comment on a messageboard proclaiming that the sky is falling because skateboarding as we know it is so fragile that it can be shattered and ruined by something silly like a rapper skating, yep, you need a certified Rob Meronek Funny Bone. There are plenty of things that need to get the hell out of skateboarding such as 1080's that recently made their way in, but while they're here, let's just sit back and laugh at it. I would love to keep the twirling to the kooky snowboarders, but the 1080 is here and all we can do is use our funny bone on it, just like you should be doing if you're mad at rappers skateboarding. I love Baby Tom Boyle, just not the twirling. Sure, the Official Rob Meronek Funny Bone is steep at $100, but if you are in need of a funny bone, this is priceless to you.

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