We've got a perpetrator here committing atrocious acts, or should I say poopetrator. Yep, this mystery character I refer to as the Poo Poo Bandit
is not settling for the plain old upper decker. That's too easy since you have actual privacy when executing that despicable act.
This fecal criminal is TAKING A DUMP IN THE URINALS
here at SPoT. Yes, you read that right. Full stand up, forward facing, hot steamy log pinch in plain view of any would be innocent bathroom arrivals.
The poopetrator has struck three times now (three times!?!) and it's about time we get to the bottom of it.
I interviewed some of the staff to get some clues to kick off my investigation. To your left here is an artist rendition of what the sneaky poopetrator may look like. Put on your thinking caps and maybe some rubber gloves. You can help me solve the case of the Poo Poo Bandit.
Check the footage here: The Case of the Poo Poo Bandit at Skatepark of Tampa
. I also present to you, Specimen A
. It's from Zach's Instagram from the time he himself discovered one of the early acts of the Poo Poo Bandit. If you recognize this poop, please do not hesitate to come forward.