Zaturdays: Two Priests Skate Into A Bar
Posted on Saturday, February 18, 2017 by Paul
The best part about Zaturdays is that it can be anything it wants to be. That’s also the worst part, because, well, sometimes it wants to be a slacker. The topic for this week came up Thursday night while bro-ing down with Brad Wyatt (aka B-Rad!) from Vans. He’s in town for Clash of the Crews this weekend. We started a joke circle. Well, I should say Schaefer started a joke circle with a few jokes unfit to print. But then it moved on to skate jokes.
How many skaters from the 80s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Three. One to do it, one to tell you how rad it was, and one to tell you how much it sucked compared to the other guy who did it.
How many skaters from the 90s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: One, but it takes 600 tries.
How many skaters from 2017 does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Two, one to do it, one to shoot for the Gram.
The most grammed photo ever?
I get it, these aren’t necessarily funny in a way that’ll make you laugh, but hey, if you have any better skate jokes then by all means, let’s hear ‘em.
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