Bam Margera Hooks Up With Jessica Simpson?

Words swiped from some website. Hopefully they don't find out.



Jen [Bam’s ex]: He cheated on me with 45-50 girls. Yes, he did F- Jessica Simpson.

DJ: And you know this for a fact?
Jen: I know this for a fact. He woke up in her bed. I have an email. He told me all about it.

DJ: How long have you guys been broken up?
Jen: Two and a half months. The whole thing is a lie. The whole show [Newlyweds] is a lie.

DJ: When did the whole Jessica Simpson thing go down?
Jen: It was in LA. He [Bam] was at a Hem [some band] show with Ryan [a fellow Jackass] and Jessica was there and she started grinding up on him and he was like, “What the hell? It’s Jessica Simpson.” I hope it burns when he pees!

DJ: What made you decide to call Q102?
Jen: Somebody asked me to call. One of my friends called and said you guys were talking about it the other day and so I said, what the hell.

DJ: I believe it was the dad.
Phil: Phil [Margera, Bam’s dad] can’t keep his mouth shut. He tells the truth just like I do. Me and Phil are the only people that can tell the truth and the rest of them, they’re all a bunch of BSers. They’re all paid by Bam and paid to lie for him.

DJ: You broke up with him two months ago?
Jen: After 7 years and a ring.

DJ: You were engaged to him?
Jen: Yes.

DJ: Why should we believe you? Maybe you’re trying to get back at him.
Jen: If I wanted to get him back, I’d so him because he put me on a videotape without permission. It’s not about the money, it’s about people knowing the truth. I don’t want a bunch of kids walking around idolizing somebody they shouldn’t be. People need to be real in this world. That’s why I’m doing it.

DJ: This is going to get out and be a big bombshell for Jessica Simpson and her people
Jen: She humped PJ too while they were shooting Dukes of Hazzard.

DJ: Who?
Jen: PJ. [Ohh] Johnny Knoxville [PJ is his real name]. She [Jessica] is as dumb as she looks.

DJ: How did you find out about Bam and Jessica? Did he tell you?
Jen: Yes. He told me, “You think you’re so f-ing special. I got to f Jessica Simpson this weekend so I could replace you in a minute.”

Hey, if you had the opportunity to have a piece of Simpson ass too, wouldn’t you want it? Go Bam!

Check out the audio from the radio station: Bam Margera and Jessica Simpson sittin' in a tree...