Your Favorite Skateboarder Is Dead, Asian, Mexican, A Satanist, Married

Posted on on Friday, April 26, 2013 by Rob

I was recently searching out some info on my favorite skateboarder and noticed some amazing results in Google's autocomplete, so I started trying random other people and came up with some pretty silly results. Check out what the internet generally thinks of some of your favorite pros.

By Rob Meronek

I was recently searching out some info on my favorite skateboarder and noticed some amazing results in Google's autocomplete, so I started trying random other people and came up with some pretty silly results. Check out what the internet generally thinks of some of your favorite pros.

Sean Malto

I'm half Filipino through my mom and from that I know that entire race is super concerned with what brand of oriental you are if you possess any of the slanty eyes and bronze skin qualities. No surprise that the racial thing is his top hit. He's definitely on fire, too. So, is he Filipino? I don't know. My mom would slap me for not knowing that or asking him next time I see him.
Date: April 26, 2013
Photographer: Rob Meronek

Again, no surprise on Dylan Rieder. He's in vogue and <a href=

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Dylan Rieder

Again, no surprise on Dylan Rieder. He's in vogue and in Vogue.
Date: April 26, 2013
Photographer: Rob Meronek

Kenny Anderson

Kenny Anderson is a pretty common name but I still had to see what shows up for The Perfect Man. I sure hope he's not broke.
Date: April 26, 2013
Photographer: Rob Meronek

If you did a graph, you'd see that there's a direct correlation to how popular you are versus the death rumors that circulate about you. Listen you dumb Googlers, Tony is not overrated, dead, or a scumbag.<!-- Your Favorite Skateboarder Is Dead, Asian, Mexican, A Satanist, Married -->

Tony Hawk

If you did a graph, you'd see that there's a direct correlation to how popular you are versus the death rumors that circulate about you. Listen you dumb Googlers, Tony is not overrated, dead, or a scumbag.
Date: April 26, 2013
Photographer: Rob Meronek

Naturally, everyone's confused on P-Rod being goofy or regular. I'm also confused when I ask myself if he's Mexican.<!-- Your Favorite Skateboarder Is Dead, Asian, Mexican, A Satanist, Married -->

Paul Rodriguez

Naturally, everyone's confused on P-Rod being goofy or regular. I'm also confused when I ask myself if he's Mexican.
Date: April 26, 2013
Photographer: Rob Meronek

There goes the popularity to death rumors ratio in effect again. Koston's a screamer???<!-- Your Favorite Skateboarder Is Dead, Asian, Mexican, A Satanist, Married -->

Eric Koston

There goes the popularity to death rumors ratio in effect again. Koston's a screamer???
Date: April 26, 2013
Photographer: Rob Meronek

Andrew Reynolds

Yep, it was in an old Baker video. Andrew Reynolds was in Cop and a Half starring Burt Reynolds.
Date: April 26, 2013
Photographer: Rob Meronek

Mark Gonzales

Mark Gonzales is the good kind of crazy, the kind you should strive for.
Date: April 26, 2013
Photographer: Rob Meronek

You got some stalkers for sure when people are Googling who you're dating and your favorite drug of choice.<!-- Your Favorite Skateboarder Is Dead, Asian, Mexican, A Satanist, Married -->

Torey Pudwill

You got some stalkers for sure when people are Googling who you're dating and your favorite drug of choice.
Date: April 26, 2013
Photographer: Rob Meronek

If you're looking for Mike Mo's day in the life, you should <a href=

check out our SPoT Life episode at his house. Looks like Mike Mo has a fair amount of ladies on the prowl for him, too." width="386" height="265">

Mike Mo Capaldi

If you're looking for Mike Mo's day in the life, you should check out our SPoT Life episode at his house. Looks like Mike Mo has a fair amount of ladies on the prowl for him, too.
Date: April 26, 2013
Photographer: Rob Meronek

Ryan Sheckler

According to the internet, Ryan Sheckler is hot and his cherry is still up for the popping.
Date: April 26, 2013
Photographer: Rob Meronek

Lizard King

There's that death rumor popping up again with Lizard King. I guess when the Skatepark of Tampa Party Team fizzled out people started asking Google if he's sober.
Date: April 26, 2013
Photographer: Rob Meronek

Nyjah Huston

It appears Nyjah Huston has a bit of the Michael Jackson ambiguity according to Googlers.
Date: April 26, 2013
Photographer: Rob Meronek

Mark Suciu

Sometimes the internet is spot on. This is all you need to know about Mark Suciu.
Date: April 26, 2013
Photographer: Rob Meronek

when I was in China with Curren Caples, Jimmy Carlin was on the mic and described Curren as "tan like a god with hair like a stallion." The girls searching for him in Google think the same. " width="386" height="265">

Curren Caples

One time when I was in China with Curren Caples, Jimmy Carlin was on the mic and described Curren as "tan like a god with hair like a stallion." The girls searching for him in Google think the same.
Date: April 26, 2013
Photographer: Rob Meronek

Curren Caples

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Jimmy Carlin described Curren Caples as having hair like a stallion and a tan like a god. The cheerleaders are all about it.
Date: May 17, 2010
Photographer: Rob Meronek

Again with the popularity to death rumors ratio, I had to include Lil Wayne in here.<!-- Your Favorite Skateboarder Is Dead, Asian, Mexican, A Satanist, Married -->

Dwayne Michael Carter aka Lil Wayne

Again with the popularity to death rumors ratio, I had to include Lil Wayne in here.
Date: April 26, 2013
Photographer: Rob Meronek

You silly Googlers, of course we're legit. Who else would be good to type into Google and see what comes up in autocomplete?<!-- Your Favorite Skateboarder Is Dead, Asian, Mexican, A Satanist, Married -->

You silly Googlers, of course we're legit. Who else would be good to type into Google and see what comes up in autocomplete?
Date: April 26, 2013
Photographer: Rob Meronek

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