The Last American Chill Cam Dump Until March
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on Saturday, February 23, 2008
by Rob
More silly party photos from Brian and Wayne Schaefer's Birthday Party
 Meet Jeannie, another one of the great bartenders at The Hub. I start off many of my wild nights at The Hub |
 Bobby Sodemyer works at another dive bar our circle of friends frequent. The Reservoir Bar. I made another pit stop here before heading over to the Schaefer party |
 I know I'm not really in a position to be making fun of dude's choice of hair styles, but damn, Glen Schaefer has been holding down this 80's cut for three decades now. One time Brian gave him $500 to shave his head. He took the loot and immediately grew back the feathered part |
 It was a smoky, crusty scene in the party pit. Right up my alley. That's Angel, Gonzo, and Lako straight out of their back office lair at the Skatepark they refer to as Innetech |
 Curtis is ready to get girly |
 That's a lot of Schaefer right there, especially on the left. Now you see where Brian's dude boobies come from. That's papa Schaefer, Glen Schaefer, Wayne Schaefer, and the only Schaefer that can go by simply "Schaefer" |
 That's the first time I've ever seen Abdias Rivera without a hat on. All these years I thought he was bald |
 It's about time for a foot fetish. There's a fresh pedicure in this one |
 Wow, everyone's family is out partying. That's Clem's mom, Dottie Clements. If my mom wasn't nuts, I'd bring her along for the shindigs, too |
 Wow, Mike Espinosa got fat. That bartender chick right there is keeping all the dumb blonde stereotypes alive and well. Worst bartender ever |
 Lako is the champ of cigarette smoking |
 The middle finger is a very popular gesture when the chill cam comes out. Drinker Pat and Abdias are all about it |
 If I wasn't so deep into the sauce, maybe I'd remember this girl's name that let me use her arm as a billboard for the website |
 Goodwine got into the classic, "Dude you took my seat," argument. Writing our names on our seats solved that problem |
 The entire Schaefer Family is in this chill cam dump. That's Irma Schaefer, Brian's momma |
 This is Brian's cousin, Robin. The first three letters of her name are awesome |
 Goodwine is displaying more of my fine art on the Mystery Woman |
 Thanks for the entertainment, Mystery Woman |
 So this is my scene for the next 30 or so hours. The airport is slammed. At least it's not the same cut of society that you find at the DMV or late night at the Emergency Room. Our first flight is already delayed |
