Clem's Coast to Coast Bike Ride

Clem's Coast to Coast Bike Ride
It was getting dark, so I pulled over at a random exit to switch out of my sunglasses and I rode right into a DUI checkpoint. The cop was cool and asked, "Did you pull over to ride your skateboard the rest of the way?" and then told me to keep going. I wanted to be like, "No, check me. I really haven't been drinking!"