Apr 21 2004 1:11PM

Everyone who skates knows Schaefer is still alive, but the millions of assheads out there that don't skate but are dying for some "xtreeeeme" entertainment don't know. So this show called "I'm Still Alive" is airing tonight at 9pm on UPN. They're featuring Schaefer and his loop ordeal from a couple of years ago that somehow every jock you meet knows about.