Beware the Canadian Tuxedo

We just put these Levis Trucker Skateboarding Jackets on sale 50% OFF. Careful. You know what a Canadian Tuxedo is? At half off, you can just cut the sleeves off for summer. Or, run the first official jean jacket "half shirt". Ya'll even know what half shirts are? You have to be pretty old to remember them, at least in the heterosexual community. I think I was doing windmills last time I wore one - and it was mesh. It's been way too long since we've seen half shirts and to my knowledge, we've NEVER seen them in skateboarding. Cut the bleeding edge of style like Dylan Rieder and blow minds with a jean jacket half shirt at the next skateboard shindig you need to stand out at. You're getting 50% off both literally and figuratively. Damn! You're welcome to take full credit for my idea. You can pull it off, you got this.