'Bout to go NAM

Before you were born, there was this movie Better Off Dead. It had these oriental dudes in it that learned to speak Engrish by listening to Howard Cosel on Wide World of Sports. Picture me in that sportscaster voice right now pouring over mad statistics for our All Ages Awards going on this Saturday night at The Bricks after the last Contest of the year, the Harvest Jam Presented by Expedition. You can get the full standings so far right here that will be updated after the dust settles on Saturday afternoon. Kanye goes H.A.M., but here I'm going N.A.M., "nerdy as a motha$#@ka," with some observations based on the numbers: SPoT All Ages End of Year Awards Standings So Far.