Clem's Popularity Overestimated

A month ago, Giles, The Body, and I bet Ryan Clements that we could create a myspace profile for him and have 1,000 friends by May 1st. We were not allowed to tell anyone about the bet. I guess Clem is not as popular as we thought since we could only gather up 277 homies. His fake profile is being deleted today and we all owe Ryan $20.