Demos, Nightlife, and Random Other Crap

Since I have evidence of a bunch of hard working cops who read this website while on the taxpayer clock, I have to state the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me Dog. Dodge, Body, Burgess, and I did not attempt to sneak into Janus landing for a repeat of the last time we didn't sneak into the Wu Tang show. Security is weak, like clock radio speakers, but we still got busted like chumps, though. We didn't do anything illegal and we didn't bribe anyone. We were not carrying anything illegal. We didn't take any pictures. Afterwards, we didn't meet up with the Innes crew and then we didn't get way past hammered on a Wednesday night. Then, we weren't late for work today. Here's a few photos from recent demos and nightlife to show what we didn't do. They're all fabricated lies created in Photoshop: Demos, Nightlife, and Random Other Crap.