Free Moat Water With Booth

There have been some memorable emails over the years in my time behind the keyboard in the sketchy skateboard industry. One of them was from the executives at a trade show in Orlando because I talked about what a mess their old ladies are and how their Keystone Cops suckurity treat people. I had to bite my tongue and hit the delete button because I had nothing mature to reply with. We promise our trade show won't be like that. Yep, we started our own. It's called The Moat Show and it's in August, a couple days before you get denied entry and pay $10 for a slice of pizza at that one show with Officer Doofy keeping people out of the building that are in the Contest. More on this later.