It Was Like THIS High

Clem, Porpe, and I are at Street League to check this contest out for ourselves. It's a little slow on TV, but yesterday in person it was a pretty good contest. When we got here, we walked into Dylan Rieder attempting ollie impossibles over the Street League bench. Of course, I immediately posted up to get the sequence. I was politely told that there's an official media partner and I can't use the photos I take here on the site. No problem. I got mad skills besides taking pictures, so I did an artist's rendition on the hotel stationary of how high in the sky Dylan's ollie impossibles actually were. I think this explains it thoroughly. Street League Finals are today. Dylan didn't make it because every trick counts. If Dylan made ollie impossibles over the Stratosphere every time, wouldn't we want him to try harder tricks at the contest? That's a whole separate can of worms. Why isn't Schaefer with us? Well, he's back home holding it down 80's style at The Bricks. Yikes.