Offffissser Dooofy reporting fer doootie!!!

Here’s a shout out to the jakes who read the website on the taxpayer clock:
Offffissser Dooofy reporting fer doootie...

After seeing a copy of the 32 page police report where they spent more time than the 9/11 investigation, I thought our antics from Go Skateboarding Day would go all the way to the Supreme Court or something. $500 in legal fees later, I got this letter from my lawyer saying it was thrown out. Clements was not so lucky and has a court date now. Maybe watch for him on the Jail Birds Page.