Ryan Dodge Will Kick Yer Arse!

I was hanging out at our local watering hole, The Reservoir Bar, last night with Ryan Dodge and crew. Some girl came up to him and started messing with him then threw out, "Hey aren't you the guy that almost kicked Tom's ass?" Ryan answered yes, after which the girl high fived him and proceeded to kiss him on the cheek several times. Tom is the old manager from Masquerade that few people are a fan of, me included. Back in March during the Pro Contest, little Dodge slammed Tom to the ground in the Reservoir Bar for being a little out of control on the sauce. Tom apparently did nothing in return. Their size difference is like David and Goliath, Ryan being the smaller of the two. I thought Ryan and that girl were friends. Turns out Ryan has never seen this girl in his life. Wow. I guess that story has traveled a bit. That officially makes Ryan Dodge the Legend of the Reservoir Bar. Now go have a drink. Cheers, Tom.