She Came at Me Like a Spider Monkey

Well, the video I was going to leave off the website because it makes me look like kind of an asshole is making its way around my circle of friends and acquaintances in the sketchy skateboard industry even though I only sent it to about ten close friends. I’m getting funny texts, emails, and in-person high fives on it. May as well show it to everyone now. Some crazy lady at the bar in Minneapolis was getting rowdy on us so I broke off part of the bar and threw it at her and her crew, after which she came at me like a spider monkey, then swung a bar stool at me. Good times. Here’s the two minutes of entertainment. I’m a nice guy, dammit.