Sign Me Up For the Screaming Virgin Curse

Our friends in Copenhagen have used the tag lines, "Whipped and beaten by the rolling whores of Copenhagen," among other things to promote the 4th Annual Copenhagen Pro Contest. I love how much less uptight they are than us wide Americans here. Where else can you get a beer like this? When I think of Copenhagen Pro last year, visions of manual to bennihanna and death threats to let someone who's not pro into the Contest come to mind. I will once again be on the front lines of defending the contest from entry by sketchy "pros." This is no Poo Tour, it's a pro contest for legit pros only. Your country plays by the same rules our country does. See you there.