The Lifetime Stages of Skateboarder Attitude

So I've been seeing Kick Start My Art posts about not skateboarding and weird contruction projects in Frosty's Dungeon. What's going on? This weekend, there's a skateboarding sideshow coming to downtown Tampa right across the street from where I live. They took the wheels off, added a boat and some flashy shorts, and call it "wakeboarding." Our friends at Red Bull are behind the whole thing. Get the full details and my over the top breakdown of how I "justify" myself attending things like this: The Lifetime Stages of Skateboarder Attitude.