These Days, Skateboarding Itself Reminds Me of Silly Bandz

I've seen everyone from Chris Cole to Torey Pudwill wearing them at contests when I check people in, but I didn't realize Silly Bandz were so hot. I got this voicemail from Wizard Smoke in the Shop. People are ordering this fake product online and the Shop staff doesn't know what to do. I was coding up some new features for our inventory system we use back in Innetech and created this as a test product to make sure there were no bugs in what I wrote. Do you really want one of my crusty hair ties? It's just a joke, but if you did add one of these to your order, we will just ship it with this fake product deducted. Thanks!