Vandals Caught With Silver Spoon in Downtown Tampa

If you're in our small circle of friends around Tampa here, I'm sure you've heard about the atrocious acts of vandalism that happened downtown near the Tampa Museum of Art and the amphitheater. I searched around and found this article: Police Say Two Jocks Spray-Painted Graffiti. Man, that sucks. What a bunch of assholes. Oh, and apparently, there's a fake version of this article going around. That's here, but don't believe a word, this is definitely the legit version. I mean, obviously, the one with "2" and bad grammar in the title like it was texted by a tween is the fake one, duh. I can't believe this is happening right in my own neighborhood. It's time to clean up! Do I have to call the police again?