I'm Afraid It's Your Urine, Elaine. You've Tested Positive for Opium
Posted by Rob, Monday, August 3, 2009 11:24 AM
My fellow Innetech slaves, Al-Bow and Gonzo, use their creative writing skills to hypnotize you into buying skateboard products through the use of long descriptions on selected goods we get in the SPoT Skate Shop. They're going to get recruited for the J Peterman catalog any day now.
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