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As you can see by the chatter on our Twitter page, we were all at a strip club at 6am this morning before work. It was a charity event called Toys for Tits where you drop off toys and get gratified by the strippers that work at the club. The toys somehow end up in the hands of needy kids at Christmas. We piled toys and dudes in the Clem-350 and Stalker Steve and I shot these photos: Ryan Sheckler Toys for Boobies 2009. I prefer the word "boobies" because it conveys the sense of excitement and child-like awe we dudes feel at the very mention of the body part. Type 5318008 in a calculator, flip it over, and see what you get. Boobies! What an awesome word. What's the equivalent for girls? Weenies? Toys for Weenies sounds super creepy. We'll skip that one.