Remember Rollerblades?

Wow, these Skate Mental Dunk High Rollerblade mockeries are amazing. Don't be ashamed if you did a Royale With Cheese before skateboarding as a kid. We're not sure when these come out, but we'll keep you posted through our SPoT Foot Fetish App that let's you get in digital line and pick yours up before the rest of the world goes back on the eight wheeled bandwagon.