There have been some memorable emails over the years in my time behind the keyboard in the sketchy skateboard industry. One of them was from the executives at a trade show in Orlando because I talked about what a mess their old ladies are
and how their Keystone Cops suckurity treat people
. I had to bite my tongue and hit the delete button because I had nothing mature to reply with. We promise our trade show won't be like that. Yep, we started our own. It's called The Moat Show and it's in August
, a couple days before you get denied entry and pay $10 for a slice of pizza at that one show with Officer Doofy keeping people out of the building that are in the Contest. More on this later.