On Saturday, December 17th from 10am to 5pm, we're having
a sidewalk sale
. Everyone knows it's a deal when some retail store sells stuff on the damn sidewalk. Do they really want to move all that crap back into the store? Nope, it's bad enough putting it out there in the first place. That's why all the jeans, shirts, and shoes we put out there will be 20% to 40% off. That Saturday should be a nice MILF scoping day. What mom doesn't love a good sidewalk sale and what skate park has the best MILFs? You got it. See you here.